The trial of Johnny Depp and Amber Heard was too much and not enough

Several weeks into Johnny Depp and Amber Heard’s six-week mutual defamation trial

Heard described the first time that her ex-husband allegedly hit her

a charge that he denied, as he denied all other allegations of abuse.

Heard told the jury that she’d noticed a tattoo on her husband’s arm.

It was old and faded and she couldn’t make it out, she said.

He told her it said “Wino Forever." She laughed, thinking he was joking

While watching this testimony I had the most irrelevant and discombobulated thought

How did Amber Heard not know about the “Wino Forever” tattoo?

The tattoo once said “Winona forever,” in honor of Winona Ryder, Depp’s fiancee at the time.