The Queen’s Platinum Jubilee Has Begun

Sound the trumpets and gather ye corgis, the queen’s Platinum Jubilee has commenced.

Thursday marks the first of Queen Elizabeth’s four-day celebration honoring her 70 years of “service”

as the presiding royal of the United Kingdom and its Commonwealth. Hell yeah, Lizzie.

The months leading up to this weekend’s jubilee have not be easy.

he queen has survived death hoaxes, COVID-19, having to forgo her nightly martini,

and being photographed with her disgraced son all for this moment.

After her appearance at Thursday’s Trooping the Colour, Queen Elizabeth has withdrawn from her scheduled appearance for Thanksgiving on Friday.

It’s unclear what “discomfort” she was feeling, but the queen has reportedly

had some trouble walking in recent months.