Jurassic World Dominion first reviews out: Critics advise 'smoke a joint, go drunk' to theatre for 'the stupidest movie'


First reviews and reaction are in for Jurassic World Dominion and the critics aren't sugarcoating anything.

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With a few positive reactions peppered in,

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the general consensus among critics is that the movie is a ‘massive disappointment’.

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Starring Chris Pratt and Bryce Dallas Howard in the lead,

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the latest iteration in the rebooted Jurassic World series

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also brings back the stars from Steven Spielberg's acclaimed and beloved original, Jurassic Park

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Laura Dern, Sam Neill, Laura Dern, and Jeff Goldblum.

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The new film is directed by Colin Trevorrow, who also directed the first Jurassic World.

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The film and its stars return to close out the franchise’s second trilogy of films in a sprawling adventure set

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