Ed Sheeran sends Fitzy and Wippa giant marble penises


Nova’s Ryan ‘Fitzy’ Fitzgerald and Michael ‘Wippa’ Wipfli can now say they have one

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thing in common with Elton John; a giant marble penis from Ed Sheeran.

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The radio stars were delighted to receive a surprise gift from the British megastar on Wednesday morning,

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unboxing the mysterious package on air to reveal a pair of matching marble penises painted green and gold.

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Sheeran, 31, had made good on a promise from a recent interview in which he spoke

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about the similar phallic statuette he gave Elton John for his 74th birthday, offering to send one to the Nova hosts, too.

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It turns out he wasn’t bluffing, with the two now taking home their very own Aussie-themed versions.

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“It’s a giant d**k in a box!” Wippa gleefully exclaimed as his co-host removed the stone

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appendage from its box, teasing, “It looks a bit like you!” as Fitzy struggled with its size.

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